Thursday, October 26, 2006

Week 4: Polish - Warszawa

All Hallow's Eve arrived early for DEP this year when six sisters gathered to dine by candlelight, or shall we say, to dine by a candle light at Warszawa. Only moments after appetizers were served, we experienced a haunting power outage. Ms. C.P.'s immediate reaction was appropriate. "So, are we still getting our food!?!?" she exclaimed to the waiter. Although other DEP members were noticably flushed at Ms. C.P.'s apparent brashness, deep down they knew that Ms. C.P. had perfectly captured their inner turmoil. Ms. J. "I Want Seconds" H. was the lone exception: her primary concern was safe access to the facilities during the outage. Ms. J.H. assures us that the facilities are emergency-friendly at Warszawa.

Our evening began with two types of Pierogi. The braised beef, carrots and onions filling made for a standard meat-filled dumpling. The white cheese, potato puree and caramelized onions filling was a welcome contrast to the beef filling. The "melt-in-your-mouth" creamy inside was enveloped in a thin and crusty pasta shell. Polish grilled sausage was a disappointment because it tasted like "well, it tasted like grilled sausage" although Ms. L.W. noted that the horseradish sauce was uniquely flavorful. Crispy Potato Pancakes with cinnamon apples and dried plums were a hit. The small round discs of mashed potatoes were fried to a delicate golden crisp creating a creamy texture that was perfectly cut by the tartness from the apples and plums. Ms. S.R. contrasted the potato pancakes with traditional Jewish latkes which are generally thicker and more robust with its shredded rather than mashed potatoes. Cucumber salad in a lemon and dill yogurt dressing received mixed reviews, ranging from average to outstanding.

Angel hair pasta with sauteed leeks, roma tomatoes and smoked trout was perhaps the least popular dish of the night. The pasta itself was fine but was overpowered by the strong fishy taste of smoked trout and weighed down by a heavy tomato cream sauce. Breaded chicken breast with garlic and herbs was likened to standard breaded chicken in American cuisine but the accompanying vegetables were well-seasoned and the plate was consumed quickly. Beef Stroganoff with wild mushrooms and egg-drop dumplings was the clear crowd favourite with its creamy sauce and tender pieces of beef.

Despite the lack of electricty, we had a wonderful meal and found the food delicious. Unfortunately, our rating takes into account value so Warszawa's slightly pricier menu worked to its disadvantage.

1414 Lincoln Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA
Tel: 310-393-8831
http://www.warszawarestaurant.com

Vegetarian friendly? Yes.
Parking: Small lot behind restaurant; spaces alongside building available in evenings; street parking.
Entree pricing: $13-24

THE SISTERHOOD HAS DELIBERATED: 7 ROSES OUT OF 10.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Chris Moreno said...

Dear Sisters of the DAP,
I am hurt that two weeks in a row I have not received any leftovers. How am I to do my job as leftover commentator if you don't provide me with anything to comment on. I hope this issue can be addressed and we can resume our affiliation.

Your Truly
Mr. Chris

October 27, 2006 11:18 AM  
Blogger twentypounder said...

Dear Chris,

On behalf of DAP, we apologize dearly for forgetting about our beloved "doggie bag" critic. If my memory serves me correct, Ms. L.W. did mention you being hungry and patiently awaiting the remains of our wonderful, delicious and succulent feast. But, we were having too much fun and completely and absolutely forgot about you. I believe Ms. L.W. reminded us again about you, but again, we againcompletely and utterly forgot about you. When Ms. L.W. mentioned you for a third time, it was too late: the fruits of our feast were gone. Ms. L.W. subsequently decided to order something from the kitchen to bring back for you but to your pitiful misfortune, the kitchen ran out of electricty.

We would like to make amends by inviting you to be our Week 5 honorary male member. Please let us know if you will be able to attend. If you are, information about our next location will be forwarded to you in confidence.

October 27, 2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Chris Moreno said...

Woman of the DAP,
Even though I was completely, obviously and utterly forgotten about not once, not twice but thrice; I feel you are sincere in you apology and I accept your offer of atonement. However, I must insist such actions of not providing leftovers will not be tolerated in the future and if such a reoccurrence takes place retribution will be swift.

Thank you
Mr. Chris

October 27, 2006 12:18 PM  
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